hip to be square

I'm trying to come up with a clever ad, an ad for another roommate or two. Betsy and I are discouraged in our apartment hunt, discouraged and picky and cheap, therefore the 2 bedrooms in our price range in the location we prefer are dumpy/really small. There are lots of 3 bedrooms that are not dumpy and within our price range, so we are trying to wrangle up another roommate via craigslist. Preferably an attractive male with attractive male friends, or a fun female with attractive male friends. I was going to specify that in our ad but Betsy thought it might make us sound desperate.